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Rocky Horror A Virgin's Guide

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Read this if you're new to Rocky Horror.
Or read this if you're reading for the sake of it because you have no life. Whatever.

If you're reading this, you're probably a virgin.
A virgin means (in Rocky language) an unenlightened...someone who has not yet discovered the wonders of elbow sex and rice.
if you are easily offended fuck off now :)
Expect to have a shower of rice
Expect to see people in drag
Expect to be totally humiliated in the Virgin Ceramony (it's not really that bad, but it is embarrasing!)
Shout out and throw stuff! Don't be afraid! (but it has to have some relivance, don't shout out and throw stuff just for the sake of it...that's really sad)
Props are (in some order):

there are more...but use this as a rough guide.
Remember to call Brad Majors: Ass hole
Remember to call Janet Weisse: Slut
And for the Time Warp: it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, you put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight, do a pelvic thrust, then go insa-a-a-ain. It's a simple dance. Just coppy the person in front of you :)
feel free to dress up; that's encouraged. But don't wear suits because you'll end up looking like you were trying to get into Starlight Express or something.
Well...that's all folks.
Enjoy your trip to RHPS and blessed be.
*hugs everyone*