Science Fiction Double Feature:
Michael Rennie was ill, the day the earth stood still,
And he told us where we stand,
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear,
Claude Raines was the invisible man,
Then something went wrong, for Fay Ray and King Kong,
They got caught in a celluloid jam,
Then at a deadly pace in came from,
outer-space,
And this is how the message ran,

Science Fiction, Double feature,
Doctor X, Will build a creature,
See androids fighting,
Brad and Janet, Anne Francis stars in,
Forbidden Planet, Wo, oh, oh, oh, oh,
At the late night, double feature, picture show,
I know Leo G. Carol,
was over a barrel,
When tarantula took to the hills,
And I really got hot,
When I saw Janet Scott,
Fight a Trifid that spits poison and kills,
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes,
And passing them used lots of skills,
But when world collide,
Said George Powell to his bride,
I'm going to give you, some terrible thrills,
Like a Science Fiction, Double feature,
Doctor X, Will build a creature,
See androids fighting,
Brad and Janet, Anne Francis stars in,
Forbidden Planet, Wo, oh, oh, oh, oh,
At the late night, double feature, picture show,
I want to go,
Wo, oh, oh, oh, To the late night, double feature, picture show,
By RKO,
Wo, oh, oh, oh, To the late night, double feature, picture show,
In the back row,
To the late night, double feature, picture show.

Dammit Janet (with AP in brakets)

Brad: Janet
Janet: Yes brad
Brad: I've got something to say
Janet: Yes
Brad: I really love the...(slimey schemy sexy spice girls) skilful way (what a fucking genious) you beat the other girls (with wips and chains and a wet fish) To the brides buquette
(fake orgasm bitch)
Janet: Oh, oh brad.
Brad: The river was deep but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours so lets planet (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it (Janet) I've got one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, i love you
(only assholes run backwards)
The road was long but i ran it (janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it! (Janet) If there's one fool for you then i am it (Janet) I've got one thing to say and that's dammit Jannet, i love you
(only assholes right on walls)
Here's a ring to prove that i'm no joker (That i play poker) There's three ways that love can grow (Sex drugs rock and roll) And that's good bad or, mediocer (strait gay or bisexual. Spell slut?) Oh J-A-N-E-T i love you so
Janet: Oh! It's nicer than Betty Monroe had...now we're engaged and i'm so glad...that you met mom and you know dad! I've got one thing to say and that's brad, i'm mad, for you too....oh brad....
Brad: Oh...damit (Oh shit)
JAnet: I'm mad....
Brad: Oh...Janet
Janet: For you (let's screw)
Brad: I love you too...
B&J: There's one thing left to do...
Brad: And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When you met in his science examit (Janet) Made me (piss in my pants) Give you the eye and then panic (janet) Now i've one thing to say and that's dammit Janet i love you
Dammit, Janet...
Janet: Oh brad...i'm mad
Brad: Dammit, Janet
B&J: I...love...you......
(Janet's now gonna do the impossible and bend over backwards to kiss her arsehole)
Over at the Frankenstein Place

Janet:
In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
burning bright
there's a guiding star
no matter what
or who you are...
there's a light

Phantoms:
Over at the frankenstein place

Brad & Janet:
There's a light...

Phantoms:
Burning in the fire place

B&J:
There's a light,
light...
in the darkness,
of everybodies life

(note, brad's verse is not included in the movie)
Brad:
I could see the flag fly
i could see the rain
just the same
there has got to be
something better here
for you and me...

B&J
there's a light

Phantoms:
Over at the frankenstein place

B& J:
There's a light...

Phantoms:
Burning in the fire place

B&J:
There's a light,
light...
in the darkness,
of everybodies life


Riff:
The darkness must go
down the river of nights dreaming
flow morphia slow
let the sun and light come streaming
into my life
into my life....

B&J
there's a light

Phantoms:
Over at the frankenstein place

B& J:
There's a light...

Phantoms:
Burning in the fire place

B&J:
There's a light,

All:
a light...

B&J
in the darkness,
of everybodies life

Time Warp:

Riff Raff:
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
madness takes it's tole
but listen closely

Magetna:
Not for very much longer

Riff Raff:
I've got to
keep controle
i remember
doing the time warp
drinking those moments when
the blackness would hit me

Riff& Magenta:
And the voids would be calling....

All:
Lets do the time warp again
Lets do the time warp again

Crim:
It's just a jump to the left

All:
And then a step to the right

Crim:
Put your hands on your hips

All:
You bring your knees in tight
but it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane
lets do the time warp again
lets do the time warp again

Magenta:
It's so dreamy
oh fantasy free me
so you can't see me
no, not at all
in another dimension
with voyaristic intention
well secluded i see all

Riff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip

Riff:
And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensasion

Riff:
Like you're under sedation

All:
Lets do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again

Columbia:
WEll i was walking down the street
just-a having a think
when a snake of a guy
gave me an evil wink
he shook-a me up
he took me by surprise
he had a pick up truck
and the devil's eyes
he stared at me and i felt a change
time meant nothing never would again

All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again

Crim:
It's just a jump to the left

All:
And then a step to the right

Crim:
Put your hands on your hips

All:
You bring your knees in tight
but it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane
lets do the time warp again
lets do the time warp again

Sweet Transvestite:

Frank:
how do you do i
see you've met my
faithful handyman
he's just a little brought down because
when you knocked
he thought you were the candyman
don't get strung out
by the way i look
don't judge a book by it's cover
i'm not much of a man
by the light of day
but by night i'm one hell of a lover
i'm just a sweet transvestite
from transexual transylvania....
let me...show you around
and maybe play you a sound
you look like you're both pretty groovy
or if you want something visual
that's not too abismal
we could take in an old steve reves movie

Brad:
I'm glad we cought you at home
could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet:
Right

Brad:
We'll just say where we are
then go back to the car
we don't want to be any worry

Frank:
Well you've got cought with a flat
well...how 'bout that.
well babies don't you panic.
by the light of the night
it'll all seem alright
i'll get you a satanic
machanic
I'm just a sweet transestite
from transexual transylvania....hit yeah
i'm just a sweet transvestite

All:
Sweet transvestite

Frank;
From Transexual transylvania...
so come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab
i see you shiver with antici.....pation
buyt maybe the rain
isn't really to blame
so i'll remove the cause
but not the symptom!

FRANK:

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten and gleam
And with massage and just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
oh honey------
TRANSYLVANIANS:

But the wrong man
FRANK:

He'll eat nutritious high protien
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build his shoulders
His chest, arms and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
TRANSYLVANIANS, RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA, COLUMBIA, AND FRANK:

I can make you a man

FRANK:

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk
He thinks dynamic tention must be hard work
Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days--Oh baby
I can make you a man

'Eddies Teddy'

EDDIE:
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and
You felt all right
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life and I thought
I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
The saxaphone was blowing on a
Rock and roll show
And we climbed in the back seat
And really had a good time
ALL
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll

EDDIE AND TRANIES:

Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
(Repeat three times)

EDDIE:

My head used to swim
From the purfume I smelled
My hand kind of fumbled with
Her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and
That's when I'd melt
And she whispered in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his
Very last song
With your arm around your girl
You tried sing along
If felt pretty good, whooo--really had
A good time
ALL:

Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
(Repeat 7 times...i think)

'Toucha Toucha'

Janet:

I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only kissed before

COLUMBIA:
You mean she's a-----
MAGENTA:
Ah ha.
JANET:
I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I tasted blood and I want more
COLUMBIA AND MAGENTA:
More, more, more!
JANET:
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Then if anything grows
While you pose,
I'll oil you up and rub you down
COLUMBIA AND MAGENTA:
Down, down, down
JANET:
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me
Fulfill me
Creature of the night
COLUMBIA:
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
MAGENTA:
I want to be dirty
COLUMBIA:
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
MAGENTA:
Creature of the night
JANET:
Oh!
touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
ROCKY:
Creature of the night
BRAD:
Creature of the night
FRANK:
Creature of the night
MAGENTA:
Creature of the night
RIFF RAFF:
Creature of the night
COLUMBIA:
Creature of the night
ROCKY:
Creature of the night
JANET:
Creature of the night...oh...

'Eddie's Teddy'

DR. SCOTT:
From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was the thorn in his mutter's side
She tried in vain
NARRATOR:
But he never caused her nothing but shame
DR. SCOTT:
He left home the day she died,
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn und a motor bike
Shooting up junk
NARRATOR:
He was a low-down cheap little punk
DR. SCOTT:
Taking everyone for a ride
CHORUS
DR. SCOTT AND ALL:
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy,
You knew he was a no good kid,
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
FRANK:
What a guy
JANET:
Makes you cry
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did
COLUMBIA:
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
DR. SCOTT:
But he must have been drawn
In to something
Making him warn me in a note that reads
ALL:
What's it say? What's it say?
EDDIE'S VOICE:
I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry aor I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Yaaaaaaaahhh!
CHORUS
ALL:
(Repeat)
FRANK:
What a guy
JANET:
Makes you cry
DR. SCOTT:
Unt I did
CHORUS
ALL:
(Repeat)
FRANK:
What...a guy
ALL:
Woe woe woe
JANET:
Makes you cry
ALL:
Hey hey hey
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did
ALL:
Eddie!

Lyrics to the Song Planet Schmanet Janet

FRANK
I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie
Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it
Did you hear a bell ring?
Y' got a block
Take my advise
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer
Will seduce yah
JANET
My feet....I can't move my feet!
DR. SCOTT
My veels!
My god, I can't move my veels!
BRAD
It's as if we were glued to the spot!
FRANK
You are!
So quake with fear,
You tiny fools!
JANET
Ooooh.....we're trapped!
FRANK
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice
JANET
Oh!
DR.SCOTT
You won't find earth people
Quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer--it is,
Some kind of audiovibratory,
Physiomolecular transport device....
BRAD
You mean...
DR. SCOTT
Yes, Brad. It's something
We ourselves have been working on
For quite some time
But it seems our frined here
Has found a way of perfecting it
A device which is capable
Of breaking down solid matter
And then projecting it through space
And---who knows---perhaps
Even time itself
JANET
You mean he's gonna send us
To another planet?
FRANK
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up---Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up
NARRATOR
And then she cried out--
JANET
Stop!!
FRANK
Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
BRAD
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter
DR. SCOTT
You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter
JANET
You're a hot dog

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'I'm Going Home'

RIFF RAFF:
Frank 'N' Furter
It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your life style's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvainia
Prepare the transit beam
FRANK:
(Spoken)
Wait--I can explain
(Sung)
On the day I went away
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
Goodbye
FRANK:
Was all I had to say
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT
Now I
FRANK:
I want to come again and stay
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
Oh my, my
FRANK:
Smile and that will mena I may
I've seen---oh--blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
I'm going home
FRANK:
Everywhere it's been the same
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
Feeling
FRANK:
Like I'm outside in the same
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
Wheeling
FRANK
Free to try and find a game
COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
Dealing
FRANK:
Cards for sorrow, cards for pain
'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize--I'm going home
FRANK, COLUMBIA, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY AND DR. SCOTT:
I'm going home
I'm going home

'Song Super Heroes'

BRAD:
I've done a lot
God knows I've tried
To find the truth
I've even lied
But all I know
Is down inside
ALL:
I'm bleeding
JANET:
And super heroes
Come to feast
To taste the flesh
Not yet deceased
And all I know
Is still the beast is
ALL:
feeding
NARRATOR:
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insect called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in sapce
And meaning
ALL:
meaning

Extra! Once in a while

BRAD:
Once in a while
She don't want to call you
Speaking on the telephone
And once in your life
She won't want to know you
You look around
The one you found she is gone
and that's all the time
That is takes
For a heart to turn to stone
The sweeter the wine
The harder to make the break
You hear something
About someone you thought you'd know
So, baby, don't cry
Like there's no tomorrow
After the night there's a brand new day
And there'll be no pain
And no more sorrow
So wash your face
And phone my place. It'll be ok
And that's all the time
That it taked
For a heart to beat again
So give me a sign
That a lover makes
You look around the one
You found is back again