FAQ FOR VIRGINS

WILL I BE SCARED: If you're a prude, then yes. if you're easily offended, then yes. If you're neither of the two, probably not. How the hell should I know! I'm not you!
IS THE VIRGIN CERIMONY EMBARASSING: I don't want to be giving too much away, but usually yes :) But don't worry *hugs* it's not that bad *grins evily and sits on Evil Plan Thinking chair*
WHAT SHOULD I DO BEFORE I SEE ROCKY HORROR: Do a little dance, make a little love, take lots of drugs.
WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTER I SEE ROCKY HORROR: Do a little dance, make a little love, take lots of drugs
WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW: Check out the Virgin's Guide

FAQ FOR NONE VIRGINS

WHO IS LILLY ST CYR: A 1920s stripper who designed lauderette.
HOW DID THE TRANSYLVANIANS GET TO THE LAB WITHOUT THE ELIVATOR: They used the sonic transducer. D'uh!
ARE ALL RHPS SHOWINGS AS FABULOUS AS THE ONES I'VE SEEN: sadly not :( i've been to my fair share of absalute shite showings...but luckily i've been to more good than bad.
ARE ALL RPHS SHOWINGS AS BAD AS THE ONES I'VE SEEN: Thankfully not. They vary. Don't give up hope!
ARE YOU INSANE: Yes
WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT RHPS: Check out Cosmo's Factory and their FAQ...you'll find a link in my...d'uh, links page
WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU: You can't! Mwah ha ha ha! *starts dancing along the road singing to the msuical little creatures that live umong the flowers*