'In my own way' Janet: If only you knew how to win some prizes If only you knew how to play If you could sleep nights And stop your crying Then you might find out I still love you in my own way. If that's not enough then I am so sorry I met you It was almost like leading you on. But there's more to it all Then just wringing your heart out over something That keeps on going wrong. So don't tell me you love me How am I supposed to know what that means? No don't sell emotion You cant find devotion If you're falling apart at the seams I hope that you smile When you reach your conclusion. I hope that you'll know just what to say. But if it should mean that the party is over You should know that I still love you You should know that I still love you You should know that I still love you In my own way. In my own way. In my own way. In my own way. 'Thank God I'm a Man' (aka. Thank God I'm a Male Chauvenistic Pig!) Harry: A man should call the toss(er) Wear the pants, (or fishnets) And be the boss! (eat me) A man should be the drake For his own damn sake. And men should be the misters And the masters of their sisters A man should be the reason For a heart to break. (what???) Mrnes: So, be moral Don't quarrel Fair and square is best Women: Let me alert you That virtue Won't hurt you or desert you Men: If you wear hair on your chest Aud: So always remember to follow the rules. Marnes: Box clever Men: Jock's never Harry: {takes off golf hat} Hock another jock's tools! {Puts on helmet and starts up mower} A man should wax a car And fix a fuse And tend a bar. A man should like his brow To be wet with sweat. And should know the right occasions To indulge in tax evasions A man should know the settings That his spark plugs get. Faggots are maggots! Thank god I'm a man. (i think he likes his masculinity...or lack thereof. Wanker) 'Denton Denton' Nely: You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces And tolerance for the ethnic races (what about Transvestites with a big...hairdo.sorry >:)- in Denton. Harry: You'll find a rambling rose {clips bush with scissors} And a picket fence. Emily: Tenderness, and innocence {turns knob on machine} In Denton {bites the thread} Cop: You'll find conference rooms And a children's playground.{locks jail cell door} Denton is a real okay town {makes okay sign, walks to the T} Civic pride and civic duty. And Denton girls are {wolf whistles} full of beauty. {Cheerleaders run forwards and dance their cheer} Cheerleaders: You may call us the goodie goodie two shoes Were here to cheer you with the good news That D - E - N - T - O - N gets T - E - N That's ten out of ten! {Ralph has a phone receiver in his left hand and on his right shoulder} Ralph: If you're looking for a life of leisure Macy: Your gonna get a whole lot to please ya Ralph: Again and again Macy: And again and again Both: And again! {Ralph and Macy shrug} Aud: Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is you're okay! Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth. You're America's truth. You're Denton Denton USA! Emily: This is the Mecca of America Harry: The Bethlehem of the west Emily: This is the birthplace of the virtuous. Harry: The home of {clips bush with scissors} happiness Macy: Leisure wise, we're sure you will adapt. Ralph: {To left phone} Enjoy your stay. {To right phone} Have a happy holiday. Chrldrs: And we'll all put Denton Denton on the map. Aud: Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is you're okay! Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth. You're America's truth. You're Denton Denton USA! {Audience rises} Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is you're okay! Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the acceptable face, {Camera goes through the faces of people in the set} Of the human race. You're Denton Denton USA 'Bitchin in the Kitchen' MAncr: It looks like Brad and Janet are heavily amazed today. Here's some more prizes to amaze, here on Marriage Maze. Brad: Dear blender, (You won't blend into the background with this in your home) Oh won't you help a first offender. Oh, toaster. (Pop up in the popularity ratings) Don't you put the burn on me. (Look at this!) Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later. Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night. (Living on the knife edge) Dear knife drawer (Stay sharp with this keen knife enhancer) Now won't you help me to face life more Oh, trashcan (You can't can what the trashcan can) Don't you put the dirt on me. Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later. (No toil no trouble) Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night. Janet: Everything used to be okay, But I've been had. And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way. (Try a prize computer wise) Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night. {Bert walks across the set} Shower curtain (Wash those blues away) Oh won't you help me to be certain. Oh toothpaste, (Arm yourself with - teeth) Don't you put the squeeze on me. Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom night. |