10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Statue Museum 1) Rape the statues 2) claim the statues raped you 3) complain to the manager about public indecency 4) Paint the statues 5) Place to statues together (preferably of the same sex) and add sound effects 6) Talk to a statue 7) Get mad at a statue for ignoring you 8) Say in a loud whisper "He's got a big one, don't he?" 9) Take off your clothes and be a statue 10) Have an orgasm behind the statue | |
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